May 2013
14 posts
mandatoryupgrades:
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
Me as soon as work is over
ramblingsofatroubledgenius:
April 2013
40 posts
so i only wear this bra in the house because it's...
ho-ho-my-lad:
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
As many of you know, I recently purchased an...
zohbugg:
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
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